Raise your hand
If you re retarded
I called you on stage
So you re not discarded
And everyone can have a laugh once
And everyone can take a snapshot
And everyone can make a little fun
Out of other people s misfortune

All retards
Will get balloons
We ll bunch them up
Like real baboons
And everyone can throw bananas
And everyone can sing a stanza
And everyone can make a plan up
Of how to ship them to Atlanta

Being retarded
Let s just say I m glad I m not
Or I d be bombarded
By everyone, cuz everyone wants me shot

Being retarded
Is the same as being disabled
Except you re more likely
To be judged and labeled
As a fucking tard